Scene: So my roommate just got a job at my favourite cafe in Toronto, Hotel Gelato.
Cute Barista (my nickname for the guy who always serves me): So how'd you hear about this?
Roomie: Well my roommate always comes here. She's a regular.
CB: Oh really? What does she look like? Maybe I know her.
Roomie: Well she's Asian.
CB: Is she hot?
Roomie: Erm...I don't know. I'm a girl, and I'm not attracted to girls. And I'm not attracted to Asians. She's not ugly.
CB: I think I know who she is...She's REALLY HOT.
Of course it could be some other really hot asian girl, but I haven't come across any in my frequent visits there so I'm going to assume it's me, and allow my ego to be thoroughly stroked. :)
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