Me: "I can't believe that you remembered me."
My Dentist: "You're my most expensive patient."
Me: "I've invested a lot of money into this tooth too. I could have a huge diamond engagement ring by now."
Later on...
Me: "I have nightmares about all my teeth falling out."
My Dentist: "Why don't you dream that this one does?"
Even later on...
My Dentist: "I should've taken the tooth out when I had the chance."
Me: "If you take it out now I'm going to gold plate it and put it on a necklace."
My Dentist: "I want half of it. You can have the part with two roots. I'll take the one with one root."
At the end...
My Dentist: "Wow I've known you for SIX years!"
Further exclamations about being old.
Me: "I'm sorry I make you feel old."
that's awesome. What a fun dentist.
ReplyDeletewait... and you're fun too shells!
ReplyDeleteawesome...
ReplyDeletehaha. thanks! he did make the visit that much more enjoyable. i like banter.
ReplyDeleteso did u gold plate it? where's the necklace?
ReplyDeletelol, hope things are going well in Toronto, despite missing one tooth
ReplyDeleteI have those dreams constantly. This is interesting:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dreammoods.com/cgibin/teethdreams.pl?method=exact&header=dreamid&search=teethintro