"and...she's staff"

the dg on the day i was accepted as staff was our christmas/chilling dg. kirsten brought us lots of goodies. chocolate balls, jujubes, mini candy canes, and jelly beans. at one point i was sprawled in my chair, head tilted back, with a mini candy cane covered in slobber sticking out of my mouth like a five year old. kirsten looks over, and says "and...she's staff."

needless to say i promptly sucked the candy cane back into my mouth out of sight, and snapped to attention. i just thought it was so funny. i'll definitely remember it in years to come.